Erika Jayne Is Now Hair Extensions


What do you think of when you think of “Erika Jayne”? Maybe you think about how it’s XXPEN $ IVE be her. You might be thinking about how she divorced her husband, lawyer Tom Girardi, very shortly before he was prosecuted for embezzlement of plane crash victims settlement funds, 25 of which millions of dollars went into an LLC in Erika’s name. Maybe you are thinking, “OR WHAT”. Or maybe you are thinking about how Tom’s house was broken into the other day and he confronted the burglar and then had to have eye surgery and then my son had to go help him and then, my son, he drove his car five times on his way home.

Yes, it is possible that many thoughts will flood your little brain with peas at the name “Erika Jayne”, but soon there will be only one. Soon, when you hear the name “Erika Jayne”, all you will think of is: hair extensions.

Hair extensions.

Hair extensions.

According to an announcement of People, Erika Jayne is entering the hair extension business with a line called Pretty Mess Hair. “I have worn all types of hair extensions on and off the stage and on television for over a decade,” she said. People. “So I know what I like and which works best in all situations. Yes, the perfect hair extensions for every situation, eg threatening Sutton. For example: talking about Tom’s various secret car crashes. For example: being angry with Garcelle for repeating something you said on camera. For example: the four parts of Bravo reunion, which in fact, I think, deserved the four parts, although I know some disagree.

Before you ask, yes, Pretty Mess Hair will offer sewn-in and adhesive extensions for all of your hair extension needs. “I have really had a pretty interesting year and being part of a new business venture is both exciting and refreshing,” said Erika. People. “It gives me butterflies. It’s a new chapter in my life and I’m grateful to go in a new, glamorous and wonderful direction.”

And we – with all of our thoughts related to Erika Jayne now replaced by our singular focus on hair extensions – are grateful to join her in her move towards this glamorous and wonderful new direction. I just hope it doesn’t snow on the way. 😉


David R. Brewer